The other day, I performed in my school’s choir concert

The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldnt hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for creating a distraction.


Recap of last week

Vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day.